The Democratic Republic of Tomkmenistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rt Dishon HRH Sir Tom II with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.328 billion Tomkmenistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subtomkenville. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tomkmenistanian economy, worth 155 trillion Tomkmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,773 Tomkmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Rt Dishon HRH Sir Tom II has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tomkmenistan's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tomkmenistan is ranked 154,575^th in the world and 539^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 8.61 flags saluted per person per day.