The Loving Couple of TooMany Options- is a massive, genial nation, ruled by New Guy with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.761 billion TooMany Options-ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The frighteningly efficient TooMany Options-ian economy, worth 424 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 89,060 snails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,069 per year while the poor average 19,003, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with New Guy, the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five, investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TooMany Options-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

TooMany Options- is ranked 64,247^th in the world and 3^rd in Aurelius for Safest, scoring 97.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.