Population | 21.159 billion |
Capital | Sakaiminato |
Leader | Empress Satori Komeiji |
Faith | State Shintō |
Currency | Japanese Yen |
Animal | Raven |
The Prefecture of Tottori is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Satori Komeiji with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 21.159 billion Tottorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sakaiminato. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Tottorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,230 trillion Japanese Yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 247,188 Japanese Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tottori's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Shintō.
Tottori is ranked 2,110th in the world and 13th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,903.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tottori, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
- : Following new legislation in Tottori, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Tottori, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
- : Following new legislation in Tottori, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
- : Following new legislation in Tottori, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Tottorian beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Tottori, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in Tottori, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Tottori, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Tottori, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Tottori, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.