The Klementonian Republic of True Europa State is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Saxon and President Ymira with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.456 billion Klementonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aekon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Klementonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,798 trillion Aekon Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 330,985 Aekon Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the children of True Europa State are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. True Europa State's national animal is the Klementonian Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularist.

True Europa State is ranked 292,507^th in the world and 4,183^rd in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1049.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.