The Trumptastrophe of Trumpton is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the Trumptator with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.509 billion Trumptonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpolis. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The sizeable but stagnant Trumptonian economy, worth 89.3 trillion Trumpcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 16,208 Trumpcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warning signs caution Trumptonians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and a rusted hulk in Trumpolis harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Russia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trumpton's national animal is the Little Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trumpology.

Trumpton is ranked 290,882^nd in the world and 24^th in Russia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -26.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.