Population | 3.268 billion |
Capital | Boulevard Saint Richey |
Leader | God Queen Natalie Portman VI |
Faith | Cyborg Dragon Space Christianity |
Currency | Lion Dollar |
Animal | Three headed lion bear |
The Holy Empire of Turdmuria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by God Queen Natalie Portman VI with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.268 billion Turdmurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boulevard Saint Richey. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Turdmurian economy, worth 433 trillion Lion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,782 Lion Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, Turdmurian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and there is something rotten in the state of Turdmuria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turdmuria's national animal is the Three headed lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cyborg Dragon Space Christianity.
Turdmuria is ranked 104,337th in the world and 4,015th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,216.57 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Turdmuria, there is something rotten in the state of Turdmuria.
- : Following new legislation in Turdmuria, Turdmurian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
- : Following new legislation in Turdmuria, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Turdmuria's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Turdmuria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Turdmuria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Turdmuria created a custom banner.
- : Turdmuria created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Turdmuria, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Turdmuria, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Dragonian Kazaman, A Leaf on the Wind, Alvalero, Demyis, Aelyria, GODMODIA, and The Amazonian Empire.