The People's Republic of Tyrrenian Kingdom is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Proletariat's Collective Vote with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.174 billion Tyrrens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassya. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrrenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,004 trillion Sesterces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 208,865 Sesterces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Proletariat's Collective Vote, Proletariat's Collective Vote can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrrenian Kingdom's national animal is the Mediterranean Monk Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Nontheistic ethic greek Paganism.

Tyrrenian Kingdom is ranked 3,706^th in the world and 10^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.22 law-abiding acts per hour.