The Equatorial Forests of Uan aa Boa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Adema Pula with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 14.118 billion Boanis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aa. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Boani economy, worth 952 trillion labour notes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,496 labour notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uan aa Boa's national animal is the solidarity bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uan aa Boa is ranked 289,846^th in the world and 322^nd in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -13.39 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.