The Socialist Ujamaa of Ugandavitz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President For Life Charles Debou with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.606 billion Ugandites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kampala. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ugandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,277 trillion Ugandan Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,143 Ugandan Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grey-Crowned Cranes that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it", and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugandavitz's national animal is the Grey-Crowned Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ugandite State Sponsored Belief.

Ugandavitz is ranked 287,991^st in the world and 11,154^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 4.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.