The United Socialist States of Ukijistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Great Commandy One with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.196 billion Ukijistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ukijistanian economy, worth 693 trillion Zloty2s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,178 Zloty2s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every school is receiving a brand new eraser, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ukijistan's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ukijistan is ranked 284,091^st in the world and 3,987^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -414.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.