The Kingdom of Ukuleline is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 45 million Ukulelineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ukulelinean economy, worth 1.71 trillion Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 38,007 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukuleline's national animal is the turtle.

Ukuleline is ranked 244,396^th in the world and 70^th in Alcris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.