The Post-Revolutionary State of Unfallious is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Victor Trikosky with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 23.08 billion Unfallions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korkois. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unfallion economy, worth a remarkable 3,100 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,350 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unfallious's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unfallious is ranked 11,543^rd in the world and 12^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,466.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.