The Apostolic Kingdom of Ungrias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Erik I with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.637 billion Ungrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ungrian economy, worth 338 trillion Ungrian Forints a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,987 Ungrian Forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Ungrias, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ungrias's national animal is the Turul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ungrian Catholic Christianity.

Ungrias is ranked 24,367^th in the world and 2^nd in Szabadsag for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.