The Republic of United Kingdom and Southern Ireland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.807 billion United Kingdom and Southern Irelandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kingdom and Southern Irelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,234 trillion pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 267,856 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, classes at United Kingdom And Southern Ireland City University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kingdom and Southern Ireland's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Kingdom and Southern Ireland is ranked 288,241^st in the world and 174^th in New United Kingdom for Safest, scoring 4.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.