The Federation of United Oceania States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Oea Hohepa with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.707 billion United Oceania Statesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sydney. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The United Oceania Statesian economy, worth 152 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,509 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Oceania States's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Presbyterianism.

United Oceania States is ranked 280,604^th in the world and 168^th in New United Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.66 kickbacks per hour.