The United States of United States Of Alpha is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 408 million United States Of Alphans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopiatopia. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong United States Of Alphan economy, worth 32.0 trillion pingas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 78,413 pingas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States Of Alpha's national animal is the eggdog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States Of Alpha is ranked 112,069^th in the world and 97^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,361.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.