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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,440thMost Secular: 7,768thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,262nd
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Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
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United Umoja

Population665 million

CapitalKarenga

Currencylabeq
Animalsabretooth squirrel

The QA and Support State of United Umoja is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 665 million Umojans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karenga. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Umojan economy, worth 61.1 trillion labeqs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,919 labeqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Umoja's national animal is the sabretooth squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Umoja is ranked 287,053rd in the world and 12th in The Transgender Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.95 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,440thMost Secular: 7,768thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,262ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,481stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,953rdNicest Citizens: 9,469thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,490thMost Pacifist: 12,291stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,880thMost Inclusive: 13,435thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,674thSafest: 13,782ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,906thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,686thBest Weather: 15,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,875thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,934thSmartest Citizens: 18,774thHighest Food Quality: 18,990thMost Developed: 22,548thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,684thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,585thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,537thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,484th
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Most Secular: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Umoja, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in United Umoja, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in United Umoja, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in United Umoja, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : United Umoja's influence in The Transgender Region rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in United Umoja, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in United Umoja, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Following new legislation in United Umoja, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in United Umoja, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
  • : Following new legislation in United Umoja, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.

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