The Federation of UNSEA is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emily Gold Rose with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.678 billion Southeast Asians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperity. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient UNSEAian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion SEA Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,552 SEA Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown. UNSEA's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Progress.

UNSEA is ranked 143,439^th in the world and 150^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 558.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.