The Student Body of Valhalla High School is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Principle with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.377 billion Valhalla High Schoolers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Principal's Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Valhalla High Schoolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,380 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valhalla High School's national animal is the norseman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Education.

Valhalla High School is ranked 17,572^nd in the world and 3^rd in Valhalla for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.77 law-abiding acts per hour.