The Red Land of Vanitacon Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Dale Roverton with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.321 billion Vanitacans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanencia. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vanitacan economy, worth 804 trillion Vanots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,312 Vanots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, President Dale Roverton can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vanitacon Republic's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vanitacon Republic is ranked 275,590^th in the world and 3,840^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -288.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.