The Oppressed Peoples of Vasectomopoly is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 569 million Vasectomopolyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The powerhouse Vasectomopolyian economy, worth 41.7 trillion Snips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 73,364 Snips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,251 per year while the poor average 7,470, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

Blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest, home renovation projects take decades to complete, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vasectomopoly's national animal is the Puppy Monkey Baby.

Vasectomopoly is ranked 36,459^th in the world and 568^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,671.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.