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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 924thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,296thMost Authoritarian: 9,858th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Перманентная революция национализма началась с нас
Velvette Romanova
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Velvettes russia

Population1 billion

CapitalSaint-Petersburg
LeaderVelvette Romanova

CurrencyChervonet
AnimalBat

The Empire of Velvettes russia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Velvette Romanova with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1 billion Velvet russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The powerhouse Velvettes russian economy, worth 97.4 trillion Chervonets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,430 Chervonets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Saint-Petersburg to enjoy their national art, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Saint-Petersburg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velvettes russia's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Velvettes russia is ranked 35,526th in the world and 3rd in Russia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,693.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 924thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,296thMost Authoritarian: 9,858thMost Armed: 9,863rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,899thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,558thMost Patriotic: 12,741stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,005thMost Secular: 18,078thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,264thMost Conservative: 21,694thMost Cultured: 22,959thLowest Crime Rates: 26,821stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,495thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,899thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,703rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,731st
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Velvettes russia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Velvettes russia, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Saint-Petersburg.
  • : Following new legislation in Velvettes russia, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Velvettes russia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Velvettes russia, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Velvettes russia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Saint-Petersburg to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Velvettes russia, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Velvettes russia, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Velvettes russia, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Velvettes russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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