The ULTIMATE WALUIGI REGIME of WALUIGI ROCKS is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE ALL CONSUMING ALL POWERFUL WALUIGI with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.853 billion SLAVES are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WALUIGI TIME. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient WALUIGI ROCKS economy, worth a remarkable 5,024 trillion WALUIGI COINS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 362,688 WALUIGI COINS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WALUIGI ROCKS's national animal is the PIRANHA PLANT, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is THE CULT OF WALUIGI.

WALUIGI ROCKS is ranked 292,357^th in the world and 1,314^th in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -31.09 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.