The Parliamentary Constituency of Wansdyke is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.062 billion Wansdykeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Wansdykean economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 52,130 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,248 per year while the poor average 13,227, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wansdyke's national animal is the Bull, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wansdyke is ranked 55,713^th in the world and 57^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring 50.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.