The Sleepy Time of Warden Nakari is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 15.181 billion Warden Nakarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The large but inefficient Warden Nakarian economy, worth 745 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,080 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warden Nakari's national animal is the snake.

Warden Nakari is ranked 179,384^th in the world and 210^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 44.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.