The Franco Revolutionary Nation of Warrior Thorin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Tito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.574 billion Warrior Thorinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warrior Thorin City. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warrior Thorinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,944 trillion Francoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,810 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior Thorin's national animal is the Chromatic Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Francoism.

Warrior Thorin is ranked 279,009^th in the world and 3,905^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -325.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.