The Fuzzy and the Furious of Werewolf Barmaid is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wolf Instincts with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The quiet, industrious population of 1.463 billion Werewolf Barmaids are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dusty Keg in the Cellar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The powerhouse Werewolf Barmaid economy, worth 135 trillion BARMAID coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,704 BARMAID coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Werewolf Barmaid's national animal is the Squeaky Chew Toy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Temple of Howling at the Moon.

Werewolf Barmaid is ranked 71,402^nd in the world and 37^th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 426.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.