The Princesspality of Whig1212 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 10.201 billion Sarah's are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Whig1212ian economy, worth 329 trillion Silver Seals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,252 Silver Seals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Whig1212's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whig1212 is ranked 134,772^nd in the world and 50^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -44.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.