The Republic of Wolffensten is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Augustus with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.125 billion Wolffenstenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolffenguard. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wolffenstenian economy, worth 71.6 trillion Denariis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,608 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Augustus is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolffensten's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolffensten is ranked 9,180^th in the world and 512^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 122.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.