The Federal Republic of WRON is a huge, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 283 million WRONians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The strong WRONian economy, worth 20.3 trillion gs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,585 gs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WRON's national animal is the RAT.

WRON is ranked 77,224^th in the world and 64^th in Wintreath for Most Corrupt Governments, with 21.82 kickbacks per hour.