The Consumer Dictatorship of Xynaxia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by El Padre Benito with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.761 billion Xynaxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blessed. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The powerhouse Xynaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 94,047 florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,540 per year while the poor average 14,452, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xynaxia's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Benitoism.

Xynaxia is ranked 68,043^rd in the world and 3^rd in Out Of Left Field for Most Patriotic, with 20.69 flags saluted per person per day.