The Chief Justice of Yakuza Minnow is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.676 billion Yakuza Minnowians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The thriving Yakuza Minnowian economy, worth 859 trillion worthlesses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,555 worthlesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Yakuza Minnowian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Yakuza Minnowian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime is moderate. Yakuza Minnow's national animal is the extinct, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yakuza Minnow is ranked 76,970^th in the world and 39^th in South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,167.95 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.