Population | 2.561 billion |
Capital | Elets |
Leader | Hatsune Miku |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Deer |
The Socialistic Republic of Yelets is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hatsune Miku with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.561 billion Yelchans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elets. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Yelchan economy, worth 286 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,874 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Yelets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yelets's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yelets is ranked 6,458th in the world and 2nd in Communist Allied Defense Organization for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,592.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yelets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Yelets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Highest Food Quality.
- : Yelets's influence in Communist Allied Defense Organization rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Yelets was endorsed by The Euprarian State of Lotoslovalkia.
- : Yelets's influence in Communist Allied Defense Organization fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Yelets's influence in Communist Allied Defense Organization rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Yelets, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Yelets.
- : Yelets's influence in Communist Allied Defense Organization rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Yelets's influence in Communist Allied Defense Organization rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Yelets, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.