The Federation of Yingtoner is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 527 million Yingtonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern City. The average income tax rate is 13.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yingtonerian economy, worth 25.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,749 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, moonshine has made a resurgence, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up. Crime is almost non-existent. Yingtoner's national animal is the turtle.

Yingtoner is ranked 87,690^th in the world and 3^rd in Green bois for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,368.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.