The Jewish Socialist State of Yokashai Israel is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Captain of The State Basil Lafayette with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.961 billion Yokashai Israelites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulster. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yokashai economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Yokashai Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,234 Yokashai Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people pass around flash drives filled with illegal music, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Captain of The State Basil Lafayette, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Yokashai Israel Blood Tithe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yokashai Israel's national animal is the Spider Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Conservative Judaism.

Yokashai Israel is ranked 2,156^th in the world and 1^st in Chaotic History for Most Patriotic, with 96.23 flags saluted per person per day.