The Democratic States of Yuhlm is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by chief executive with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.632 billion Yuhlmians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 西部警長凱莉. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yuhlmian economy, worth a remarkable 2,347 trillion hong kong dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 201,783 hong kong dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, and journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yuhlm's national animal is the tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is buddism.

Yuhlm is ranked 280,238^th in the world and 104^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -341.13 on the Scary Big Number Scale.