The Provisional Government of Zeikeutsyr is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.353 billion Zephyri have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gold Ring. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zephyri economy, worth a remarkable 4,199 trillion KBES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 449,051 KBES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Talyxian Tiger hunting institutions, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zeikeutsyr's national animal is the Talyxian Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Quo Lex Kosoku.

Zeikeutsyr is ranked 288,756^th in the world and 17^th in The Universal Order of Nations for Safest, scoring 4.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.