Population | 16.941 billion |
Capital | Ooughe |
Leader | Chairman Tucodo Drilye |
Currency | Bao |
Animal | llama |
The Democratic Republic of Zhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Tucodo Drilye with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.941 billion Zhians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooughe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Zhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion Baos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 83,711 Baos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,172 per year while the poor average 17,630, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.
Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zhia's national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Zhia is ranked 105,126th in the world and 4th in Brannackia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,890.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zhia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output and Most Stationary.
- : Zhia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Zhia, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
- : Following new legislation in Zhia, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Following new legislation in Zhia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Zhia, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
- : Following new legislation in Zhia, the line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision.
- : Following new legislation in Zhia, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Zhia, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in Zhia, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.