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Largest Gambling Industry: 705thMost Primitive: 1,097thHighest Crime Rates: 1,893rd
The Borderlands of
Father Knows Best State
When the world shoves you around, just shove back
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Zoronoa

Population6.637 billion

CapitalSantōryu
LeaderShimotsuki Tashigi
Faitheither swordsmanship or kendo

Currencykatana
Animalzoroark

The Borderlands of Zoronoa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shimotsuki Tashigi with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.637 billion Zoronoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santōryu. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The all-consuming Zoronoan economy, worth 705 trillion katanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 106,327 katanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, Shimotsuki Tashigi is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, Shimotsuki Tashigi has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zoronoa's national animal is the zoroark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is either swordsmanship or kendo.

Zoronoa is ranked 94,274th in the world and 9th in The Straw Hat Pirates for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,536.33 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 705thMost Primitive: 1,097thHighest Crime Rates: 1,893rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,016thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,098thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,638thMost Avoided: 6,611thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,925thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,423rdMost Armed: 10,511thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,956thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 19,068thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,662nd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zoronoa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Most Avoided and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Zoronoa lodged a message on the The Straw Hat Pirates Regional Message Board.
  • : Zoronoa changed its national leader to "Shimotsuki Tashigi".
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, Shimotsuki Tashigi has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
  • : Zoronoa was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, Shimotsuki Tashigi is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.

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