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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Je pense, donc je suis”
Largest Welfare Programs: 324th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 399th Most Advanced Public Education: 433rd
5.937 billion Feu de Glaceans. Otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Authoritarian Democracy
“Deus lo vult!”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 406th Most Compassionate Citizens: 680th Nicest Citizens: 793rd
22.662 billion Gods TRUE Childrenians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“AS Monaco”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,148th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,290th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,545th
20.916 billion AS Monacoans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Oppress the people for the people.”
8.575 billion Haeters. Zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Corporate Bordello
“State of Mind”
Largest Insurance Industry: 3,701st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,595th Largest Gambling Industry: 10,202nd
13.348 billion Avontorians. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“To become a great nation of peace and wealth”
3.265 billion Duranimians. Frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“開国進取”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,983rd Most Influential: 2,166th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,504th
9.463 billion Apacheenoes. Ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
Anarchy
“The sun has always risen. :L”
3.541 billion Crimson Coalitionians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“Ex Opere Libertatis Fit”
5.078 billion Mederians. Aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Authoritarian Democracy
“Veni vidi vici”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 874th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,257th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,389th
5.455 billion United Earth Directoratesians. Pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“It could be worse.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,541st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,437th Most Inclusive: 6,124th
5.345 billion Oepurans. Soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Working towards a better future for all citizens”
4.002 billion Lamebabweans. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Long live Dythinia”
2.023 billion Dythinians. Burgeoning Dythinia population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“Strength Through Compliance”
2.064 billion Manivesians. Ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Don't Panic”
8.086 billion RedNecks. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“crash time”
Most Stationary: 9,499th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,436th
8.095 billion Mark Webberians. Compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“GOVERNMENT,ARMY,PEOPLE”
1.659 billion Monllyians. Vat-grown people, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.”
969 million Valborneans. Frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“I prefer the term 'creative' in 'insanity's' stead”
1.681 billion Karzahni Wastelandsians. Museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The ceremony of innocence is drowned”
2.317 billion Xhakhaslovakia 17ians. Burgeoning Eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“renaître de ses cendres”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,957th Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,260th Nicest Citizens: 4,339th
2.498 billion Nordics. Public floggings, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“You Cant Stop Progress”
591 million Eagles United Borderlandsians. Frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“East or West Parth is the best”
112 million ABDAMBIAians. Irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“From Mongolia to Australia, we stand strong and proud!”
1.673 billion Centralians. Ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Lmao what am i doing”
115 million RodriguezSanchezians. Irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation