The Unitary Socialist State of Arenial is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by HSA Parliament with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.962 billion Arenialians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torinaika. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Arenialian economy, worth 256 trillion Merrekas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 130,948 Merrekas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arenial's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mystical Deism.

Arenial is ranked 288,714^th in the world and 198^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.