The Republic of Krayo29 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Samantha Peach with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.848 billion Krayaneses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KsadKoyonna. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Krayo29ian economy, worth 147 trillion Yoyanos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,887 Yoyanos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Krayo29ian language, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krayo29's national animal is the Perro, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laic.

Krayo29 is ranked 283,543^rd in the world and 288^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.