The 🇺🇦 United Empire 🇺🇦 of Obvile Kiatopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jefferson XIII with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.487 billion Kiatopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitola. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Obvillese economy, worth a remarkable 1,714 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 264,329 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The justice of Obvile Kiatopia is considered superior to that of other nations, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Obvile Kiatopia's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Obvile Kiatopia is ranked 145,941^st in the world and 127^th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,295.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.