The Lucky Eco Green Colony of Texas Jaguarundi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by St Patrick with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.382 billion Texas Jaguarundis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Texas Jaguarundi economy, worth 425 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,880 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas Jaguarundi's national animal is the Leprechaun, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Texas Jaguarundi is ranked 47,064^th in the world and 38^th in Forest for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,337.38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.