Population | 5.24 billion |
Capital | Fort Divorce |
Leader | Pépé Stroganof |
Currency | donk |
Animal | Arctic monkey |
The Freshest People's Republic of The Swaggerlands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pépé Stroganof with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.24 billion Swaggerlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Divorce. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Swag economy, worth 735 trillion donks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 140,347 donks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Swag language, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Swaggerlands's national animal is the Arctic monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Swaggerlands is ranked 3,782nd in the world and 19th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,708.3 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Swaggerlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Food Quality, and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in The Swaggerlands, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in The Swaggerlands, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Swag language.
- : Following new legislation in The Swaggerlands, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in The Swaggerlands, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : The Swaggerlands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : The Swaggerlands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : The Swaggerlands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : The Swaggerlands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in The Swaggerlands, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.