Population | 8.002 billion |
Capital | Pyonggarad |
Leader | Her Majesty Kimjonchoi |
Faith | Kim's Dynasty Personality Cult |
Currency | Tenalzuria |
Animal | bat |
The RRRC Socialist Empire of Sarawak Commune is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Her Majesty Kimjonchoi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.002 billion Sarawakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyonggarad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.
The strong Sarawakian economy, worth 826 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,298 Tenalzurias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,002 per year while the poor average 24,896, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.
Voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Sarawak Commune, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Her Majesty Kimjonchoi day after day, and jackboots have given the boot to the nobility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarawak Commune's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kim's Dynasty Personality Cult.
Sarawak Commune is ranked 248,248th in the world and 54th in Loush Land for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -24.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sarawak Commune was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Avoided, and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Sarawak Commune's influence in Loush Land rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Sarawak Commune's influence in Loush Land fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Sarawak Commune's influence in Loush Land rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Sarawak Commune's influence in Loush Land rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Sarawak Commune's influence in Loush Land rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Sarawak Commune's influence in Loush Land rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Sarawak Commune relocated from The Everlasting Kawaii Empire to Loush Land.
- : Sarawak Commune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Sarawak Commune was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.