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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,858thMost Conservative: 5,970thNudest: 6,126th
The RRRC Socialist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All hail the People's Emperor and RRRC Gensec!
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Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
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Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sarawak Commune

Population8.002 billion

CapitalPyonggarad
LeaderHer Majesty Kimjonchoi
FaithKim's Dynasty Personality Cult

CurrencyTenalzuria
Animalbat

The RRRC Socialist Empire of Sarawak Commune is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Her Majesty Kimjonchoi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.002 billion Sarawakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyonggarad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The strong Sarawakian economy, worth 826 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,298 Tenalzurias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,002 per year while the poor average 24,896, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Sarawak Commune, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Her Majesty Kimjonchoi day after day, and jackboots have given the boot to the nobility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarawak Commune's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kim's Dynasty Personality Cult.

Sarawak Commune is ranked 248,248th in the world and 54th in Loush Land for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -24.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,858thMost Conservative: 5,970thNudest: 6,126thMost Avoided: 6,804thMost Authoritarian: 6,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,323rdLargest Black Market: 10,891stMost Patriotic: 12,611thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,723rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,816thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,326thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 18,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,621stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,110thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,741stLargest Governments: 26,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,074thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28,105th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the region

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