Population | 41.82 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | proctor |
Currency | aurum |
Animal | bovina |
The District of Cole County is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 41.82 billion Districtsmen are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.
The powerhouse Cole Countyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,898 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,385 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,648 per year while the poor average 9,257, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.
Proctor has just been declared ruler of Cole County in an international press conference, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Cole County's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Cole County is ranked 234,373rd in the world and 9th in Missouri for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 9.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cole County proposed constructing embassies between Missouri and Alhambra.
- : Cole County agreed to construct embassies between Missouri and Land of Europa.
- : Cole County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations and Most Stationary and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Cole County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Most Corrupt Governments, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Cole County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured, Largest Welfare Programs, Fattest Citizens, Lowest Crime Rates, and Most Primitive.
- : Cole County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Cole County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Extensive Civil Rights, Most Beautiful Environments, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Most Influential.
- : Cole County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry, Highest Economic Output, Fattest Citizens, Rudest Citizens, and Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Cole County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Cole County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.