Governor: 
The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern Dogetopia
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern Dogetopia
Last WA Update:
Embassies: The Interdimensional Community, The Great Universe, Chicken overlords, and Raxulan Empire.
Old New Tiamat is home to a single nation.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Gambling Industry in Old New Tiamat
The World Census tailed known underworld figures in order to determine which nations have the largest gambling industries.
As a region, Old New Tiamat is ranked 13,611th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern Dogetopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Poetry is winnetry” |
Regional Happenings
- : Meow 1 of the region The Bottomless Pit proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern Dogetopia cancelled the closure of embassies between Old New Tiamat and Raxulan Empire.
- : The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern Dogetopia ordered the closure of embassies between Old New Tiamat and Raxulan Empire.
- : Embassy established between Raxulan Empire and Old New Tiamat.
- : Rusticus i damianus of the region Raxulan Empire agreed to construct embassies.
- : The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern Dogetopia proposed constructing embassies with Raxulan Empire.
- : Rusticus i damianus of the region Raxulan Empire proposed constructing embassies.
- :
The Lands of Sweden Kard of the region Guinea Kiribati proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern Dogetopia unsuppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
- : Embassy cancelled between Raxulan Empire and Old New Tiamat.
Old New Tiamat Regional Message Board
Salve.
Chimpanzees: 55:68
“And so the chimpanzee empire sinned against Harambe by allying with the wicked monkeys and the Belgian commies, and Harambe sent his prophet, Oranguru, to the city of OOH OOH AH AAH to try and bring them back into His heavenly fold.
Oranguru arrived in OOH OOH AH AAH in the year 1939, and saw that the Belgian colonists had set up a coalition government with the wicked Chimpanzees and monkeys to oppress the local humans. Seeing the oppressed citizens of OOH OOH AH AAH, both human and chimp, under the evil government, the prophet knew he had to act quickly, and got on the phone, ordering a strike team to assassinate the Belgian colonial government.”
Chimpanzees: 55:69
“Oranguru managed to call his strike team of elite trained gorillas, forty in total, to attack OOH OOH AH AAH. The evil Belgian-chimpanzee government had 100,000 soldiers, but they were filthy unbelievers, and so the gorilas easily destroyed them with HARAMBE’s blessing.
A further 1,000,000 Belgians were assassinated, then 500,000 chimpanzees, and finally, 80,000,000 monkeys, as punishment for defying Harambe. With the city under control, Emperor Dirtbag of the chimpanzee empire begged for forgiveness, but was skinned alive and worn by Oranguru as a warning to the others.
And so the Chimpanzee empire was reminded of the error of their ways, and HARAMBE reigned supreme as their God. But the Belgians and monkeys who had collaborated with the chimpanzee empire still needed to be punished severely for their foolish ways…”
Chimpanzees: 55:70
“Having freed the Chimpanzees with the ultimate mercy of Harambe, Oranguru led his army to Europe, laying siege to Portugal, Spain, and France, before eventually reaching Belgium.
The Portuguese and Spaniards fought savagely, but HARAMBE laid a plague upon their populace so that they would be in extreme agony, and so Oranguru crushed their forces to the last man and took the women and children as his loot. France surrendered, however, and was blessed by harambe with good crops and fancy cheese. The French then joined Oranguru and laid waste to all of Belgium, destroying every man, woman, and child, so that nothing was left.
After Belgium was destroyed, the very concept of (censored) never existed again, and Luxembourg replaced (censored). And so peace was restored to the world, and harambe worship dominated the land.”
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