The Constitutional Monarchy of Bianconeri is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 346 million Bianconerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delpiero. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Bianconerian economy, worth 18.5 trillion Scudoes a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,356 Scudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bianconeri's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bianconeri is ranked 184,633^rd in the world and 3,573^rd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 49.6 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.