The Republic of Dantek is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sarven Icakas with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.399 billion Danteks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanettara. The average income tax rate is 38.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dantek economy, worth 521 trillion strals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,536 strals, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, interest in globalism never flags, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dantek's national animal is the Dantek albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Epervayanism.

Dantek is ranked 84,137^th in the world and 2,494^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 89.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.